I saw one of those (stupid) dog shirts at a Target store that made me laugh. It said:
"I chase tail."
I saw one of those (stupid) dog shirts at a Target store that made me laugh. It said:
"I chase tail."
oh boy I got a ton of these...
Ones I have:
-does your face hurt? Cuz it's killin' me!
-If I throw a stick will you leave?
-I have just kidnapped myself, give me $100 or you will never see me again
-I have socks that say "I have issues", "it's all about me" and "deal with it"
-I have a blackbelt in crazy
Favorites that aren't mine:
-I've gone to find myself, if I get back before I return, be sure to keep me here.
-Conserve water, take showers together.
-I may be insane but there's never a dull moment
-My mommy says I'm special
-My imaginary friends think you're crazy
-If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
-I can only please one person at a time, I PICK ME!
-I have one nerve left and you're dancing on it!
-All stressed out and no one to choke
-my dad has this one that' got a dog holding a remote and a guy holding a biscuit, all it says is "Drop it."
-Stop reading my shirt!
-my brother has one that says "Will trade sister for new puppy"
-Sorry I don't understand stupid
-I majored in Sarcasm
there are others but those are the most memorable
Unofficial Doctor Who Obsessor Club Created by IR:
IR
Razz
Woofer
Ves'Ka Gan
I can haz fourum gamz
Sing Your Heart Out!
i own-
-ski shirt saying: i love them double d's
-raft shirt: you can go under a rock and die you can flip out and die our stay on the couch fall down and die
-pic of dog on snow-dont eat the yellow snow!
-raft shirt- Scars are tattoos but with better stories
wanted-
-think its not illegal yet
-keep laughing this is your girlfriends shirt
-RvB shirt-
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985-"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS
wink if you're thinking of doing something illegal
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Can I bone you?
(picture of a bone in the backround)
My baloney has a first name... and it's you.
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Physically attracted to sheep
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my favorite one to explain to people: shirt: made in ireland
random people always ask:
"so you were made?"
yes i am an IRA robot
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985-"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS
When I wear this shirt...things Happen.
i got my wife a maternity shirt that says "already smarter than bush"
it gets a lot of compliments and laughs
Saw this on a tshirt at an AC/DC gig in Milton Keynes England.
Cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.
I used to have a shirt that said: "You wish you were my boyfriend." I'd wear it clubbing and act super confident... unfortunately only girls would hit on me when I wore it
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"What do you get if you multiply six by nine? Forty two"
That would kick ass as a shirt!
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I saw a shirt the other day that was disgusting. It said, "I don't wipe"... Ewww..
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as innocent as a Nun doing push ups in a Cucumber field
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Don't get mad at me for posting this but a quy that I work with wears this tshirt sometimes. It says:
My cock and I want to buy you a drink!!!
It has a picture of a chicken and a glass of beer.
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'Everything I enjoy is Illegal, Immoral or Fattening'
"So long and thanks for all the fish"... I don't know if it's been made itno a shirt yet but it needs to be.
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I hade this shirt made.
"I would be goth, but I hate conformity"
shirts I would like to get made.
"Knowledge is power, power corrupts, be evil, stay in school"
"anatomically incorrect" (I know it is a rip off of Lady Hitchikers shirt but she is my sis, I am allowed to rip her off)
"STOP THINKING ABOUT ME!"
One with with these printed upside down.
"This side up"
"I am tired, confused, and have the attention span of a goldfish, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
and finally one with the word "caffine" printed on every square inch of it.
I saw one today. The white cartoon of the guy falling down, with Chuck Norris's face on it. It said: "Chuck does all my stunts."
im with you lady i would like to see alot of hitchiker's guide shirts to come out espically:
"not even an electric sausage"
"it commited suicide" -have a picture of a space ship
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985-"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
lost dog, lost sister. Reward for lost dog
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, 1985-"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" -GEN. JOHN VESSEY, CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS