chicken tried to fuck me over.
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Likes the feel of crusty jocks.
chicken tried to fuck me over.
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Likes the feel of crusty jocks.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
It's so dirty but soooo good.
Won a three legged race by cutting their partner's leg off.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Hey, that three leggedness was all me, baby.
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's fear has a name, and that name is BUDGIE.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Budgie Brownems is fear and terror personified.
Thinks clowns come from a seperate planet, one similiar to Pluto, but not so cold.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
It's called Flazoinkle, with a population of eleventeen hundred.
Hired a midget to clean their shoe after every step.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I felt obligated to adopt him after killing his entire family. By accident, of course.
Tried building a city of cheese to attract all the mice of the world.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
So far all I've got is ants and flies... Couldn't afford to carpool, so they decided to rollerskatepool.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Thinks cymbal monkeys should be given the vote.
Well it's like they'll let anyone vote these days, might as well take it a step further.
Wasn't aware that World War II had ended until a few months ago, when they were arrested for raiding Germany.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Them damn drty nazis had it coming what with their constant menacing of Indiana Jones.
Once believed that they could rule the world if only they had The Master Sword.
And once Ganon returns from his exile, which is only a matter of time, I will get to the sword before Link, defeat him with my superior skills, then take that Master Sword for my own!
Is the reason Mario no longer dates Princess Daisy.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
I told him she was having an affair with Luigi.
Talks about things that happened a few hours before like they were twenty years before.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Do you remember the good old days, when we broke the record for the most members online? It seems just like yesterday, I can tell you that!
Once dressed up as a hamburger
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
To lure in all the fat people to my trap.
Dances around in their underwear with a cowboy hat and clown shoes.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
It is my natural mating habits. I don't make fun of yours!
Thinks mayonaisse is made from dead mice.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
If you buy the right brand it is.
Thinks midget milk is better than cow milk.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
It is.
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put the lime in the coconut and then pissed in it
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
I then sold it in mass production as Miller Chill.
Enslaved a million pixies, and made millions off of PixieSticks.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
How else could I make them taste so good?
Sucked a pixie's stick.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I was more than a little drunk..and I thought it was...something else. I'd rather not talk about it.
Is making a hybrid antalope and buffalo.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
Antelope speed and buffalo strength... the super-beast!
Had the job of kicking the BeeGees in the crotch so they could sing in a high voice.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
It was probably the best job I've ever had. Actually, no doubt about it.
Was David Bowie's hairstylist in the 70's.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
I was 5, but what the hell?
wants a hot fudge sundae
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
.....with walnuts.
Fought the law, and got away with a slap on the wrist.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
It left a red mark.
is a snappy dresser
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.