BREAKING NEWS
This just in:
Could it be? I get my Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thingamajig that tells time?
But wait......how is this possible? The package is too small. Wait......maybe it's the deed to a bowling alley? It's not a leg lamp because it's lacking the Italian phrase F R A G I L E.
OK....I'm opening it....