Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris invented the c-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
These are getting repeated a bit no? Out of the whole list...this was my favorite:
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet....
the water gets chuck
The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket
Yeah, people seem to be posting their favorites, so there are repeated facts. They're funny every time, though, so it's all good.
you're solid gold // i'll see you in hell
In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris came along , roundhouse kicked that nothing and said "get a job". The Earth was created as a result.
When Chuck Norris tells time.... time listens.
HELP ME FIND
Insomnia #459
ANY S/L #459
Chuck Norris actually died about 10 years ago. It’s just that Death has been too afraid to actually inform him.
Hearts are tough, she said, most times hearts don't break, and I'm sure that's right . . . but what about then? What about who we were then? What about hearts in Atlantis?
I love you guys for bumping this thread hahaha.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.