I've had the idea of this riddle for ages, and only today finally got around to composing it - to celebrate Bonnie's glorious return!
My dear friends, in all likelihood it will take you only half a minute to guess - then, please, post your answer in spoiler tags, I so hope people might enjoy it! And sorry for the clumsy verse - you know, bears are foreigners...
She bore a Shakespearian name, so did he whom I will describe:
He had a military outfit and a friend from an Arfican tribe
Her father was born in a mountain chain, his weight was not measured in pounds
He practiced a popular English sport, and always won all the rounds!
‘twas on Thanksgiving eve that they wed, in Canada or Peru,
At the party, a lot of liquor was drunk, which their friends from New England brewed.
Karl and Michel were there too, they cheered, applauded and cried
Then two classic ball dances shook the floor of the inn, and the wind sang the name of the bride!
They watched a Stallone film after this, and went on their honey moon
To a far-off country where the next day starts when in Greenland it is still noon.
Those of the guests who had eaten too much went to have their abdomens scanned,
And all that remained from the party was some Greek letters drawn on the sand!