Oh, ok...it's simple really. Drink a whole family sized bottle of Nyquil, Robitussin, whatever then crank the heat and get under a bunch of thick blankets. You'll likely hallucinate before you pass out, sleep extremely deeply, and sweat nearly any sickness out. You'll wake up feeling 90% normal...if a little hungover too. It probably isn't something a doctor would recommend (neither do I for that matter really), but for me it works almost every time.
Edit: If you're stupid enough to follow my lead on this one you wanna' be sure you don't have ANY thing you have to do in the near future. You may end up sleeping as long as a day or two. Oh, and this probably isn't entirely safe.
. I was running 104.9 temp and it took them 2.5 days to bring it down with lots of meds. After the fever was down around 101, the nurse told me she was there there on my first night, and she did not expect to see me when she returned.
