lolOriginally Posted by Matt
I agree. I use this one on Dora all the time.A movie I can't get sick of: Forrest Gump. I watched it yesterday, and one of my favorite lines is:
Jenny: Forrest, why are you so good to me?
Forrest: You're my girl.
(It's one of the sweetest lines ever)
"I may not be very smart, but I know what love is"
Then I put my hands high on my hips and turn my back to her.
-Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEAAAAAAAEEEAAAAAAAAA!
-Guys! Guys! Enough! Do you think we can maybe, listen to the radio or something?
-Radio? Ha ha! Who needs a radio? Ready Hare'?
-MOCK
-YEAH
-ING
-YEAH
-BIRD
-YEAH
-YEAH
-YEAH
-Dumb & Dumber
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Your majesty, the peasants are revolting...
You're telling me? They stink on ice.
- Mel Brooks' History of the World
"I'm not from Hollywood, i'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable"
-Team America
"Is 'fuck' spelt right?"
-The Pursuit of Happyness.
2:45 am- 11th February 2008- I Finished The Dark Tower
its good to be the King!
its good to be the King!Don't get saucy with me Bearnaise.
"Call me Snake..."
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart.
-Army of Darkness-
A man who cannot share his habits, needs to give them up.
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
-predator-
-Hey moron, we need one more for Basketball. You're with the fat loser boy.
-Why do they call you Fat Loser Boy?
- I don't know, I think it's cuz I'm fat - and I never win.
- Well we're going to change all that - I mean the part about never winning.
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-You German people are the greatest! Next time someone says that Germans are humorless people, I'm going to tell them to come to this house aight?!
-Pest, your scores--
-So you started a few wars right? Well actually you started every war, but whos counting right? I mean it's not like you ever won one.
(pants Leo/)
-We kicked France's ass...
-Oh please, and who doesn't , right? Who doesnt?
-Your scores were so abysmal--
-AND YOUR WOMEN! So you dig fat chicks? What do the rest of us care? You know, it's just like riding a moped - it's really fun until your friends catch you doing it!
-(Pest and Gustav at the same time) - You failed the test, you lost the scholarship, you can't go! Stop repeating what I'm saying! I mean it! Ok! Ok! Alright! You're the ideal candidate for job! Mwhahaha!
The Pest
"The price is wrong, bitch!" - Happy Gilmore
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
"Fuck you, White! I'm acting like a professional!" - Reservoir Dogs
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
I had this one stuck in my head last night. From Back To The Future II.
Biff's goons: "Son we can do this the easy way or the hard way."
(hits Marty over the head)
(echo: "The easy way")
"You wanna shoot me you little piece of shit?! Go ahead, take a shot!
-Fuck you White! I didn't create this situation, I'm dealing with it!"
Mallrats:
I think about the people that make decisions that affect our lives. The doctors who make advancements in curing diseases. The engineer that designs skyscrapers. The guy that maps out a plane's flight path. I think about how those people are out there every day making a difference,leading big lives. And how they refuse to be intimidated by the tremendous odds of failure they face. And how they only concern themselves with peers and company that apply to their goals and noble causes. I think about all that and I cry.
Because I have nothing better to do than fuck you.
Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why are wearing that stupid man suit?"
Donnie Darko
"Yep, I heard. Tore your faces right off.....If you want to get the Dietz's out of your house, do it yourself.....Do what you know."
"Who, Delia? She's not my mother. Anyway, she's sleeping with prince valium tonight....So, what are you all bloody, pus and guts under there?"
Beetlejuice
First ya hate me, then ya love me..........pthhhhhhhhp.......Blow
Army of Darkness
"I've seen the EXORCIST... 167 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER... EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!"
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
"NICE FUCKING MODEL!
(honk,honk)"
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You EAT pieces of shit for breakfast???"
(pause)
"NO!"
- Happy Gilmore
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
"...So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch." - Dog Soldiers
That film is full of awesome quotes
BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass.
And I'm all outta bubblegum."
-They Live
"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yeah."
"So can I."
-Clue
"There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
-Smokey and the Bandit
I love Buford T. Justice's lines.
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Mark Twain
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me....Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
-Shel Silverstein
Quotes from 2 of my favorite moives next to Ghostbusters which was already covered very well.
Hot Fuzz
Danny Butterman: "Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?"
Inspector Frank Butterman: "Before you could say 'gypsy scum' we were knee-deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers."
DS Andy Cartwright: "Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!"
Nicholas Angel: "Like who?"
DS Andy Wainwright: "Farmers."
Nicholas Angel: "Who else?"
DS Andy Cartwright: "Farmers' mums."
Danny Butterman: "Where's the trolley boy?"
Nicholas Angel: "In the freezer."
Danny Butterman: "Did you say "cool off?"
Nicholas Angel: "No I didn't say anything..."
Danny Butterman: "Shame."
Nicholas Angel: "Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said "play times over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily."
Danny Butterman: "You're off the fuckin' chain!"
Shuan of the Dead
Ed: "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
Pete: "It's four in the fucking morning!"
Shaun: "It's Saturday!"
Pete: "No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?"
Ed: "Fuck, yeah!"
Shaun: "Mum, look, what would you say if I told you that over the years Philip's been quite unkind to me?"
Barbara: "Well you weren't always the easiest person to live with.
Shaun: Mum, he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!"
Barbara: "Well you did call him a you-know-what!"
Shaun: "Oh what, did he tell you that?"
Barbara: "Yes he did."
Shaun: "Motherfucker!"
Barbara: "Shaun!"
Shaun: "Sorry mother... mum!"
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
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