I have been touted as a cure for some blight
By my name; you'd think I was a way to make a messy oven and ruin Sprite®
But that last line is a bit misleading. Your Riddlemaster wouldn't do that.
Some say I'm a cure for cancer; but keep that under your tin foil hat
Useful to the Calvins am I
Chemists know I go both ways-YUP. I'm bi
I removed the U from Oppenheimer's underwear
and am a protester's remedy for chemical warfare
On that American holiday; see me make little black snakes flow
I admit it. I help Moffett fill your nose with blow