out pops the movie planet terror from grindhouse
puts in the tooth fairy
out pops the movie planet terror from grindhouse
puts in the tooth fairy
Does whatever a spiderman does.
out pops a bunch of rotten teeth.
Puts in the easter bunny
Out comes a small but beautifully made fur coat.
Puts in a pack of cards.
Out comes big slick in a suit trying to show the ladies his pocket rocket.
Puts in a Dr. Pepper, three olives, and toilet paper
Sloth Love Chunk
out pops dinner buffet from cici's pizza
puts in free trial of windows vista
Does whatever a spiderman does.
Gets a pop up asking if you are sure you want to put in a free trial of Vista.
Puts in a few hairs from Thor's Beard.
BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
You get Harry from Harry and the Henderson's. Hmmm...
*inserts a lizard tail.*
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You get Reptile from Mortal Kombat. He then proceeds to melt your face.
Puts in a can of Mountain Dew
BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
Out pops POP
Inserts a condom, an ipod and Michael Jackson
Sloth Love Chunk
out comes Michael moonwalking on the judge's car as he sings "You've Been Hit By
you've Been Struck By A Smooth Criminal".
puts in an empty fifth of Jack, some pocket lint, an autographed portrait of Benito Mussolini and a thousand dollar bill.
out comes a suit made of newspaper.
puts in a hamster called Gerrard.
You end up with Gerard Butler. Dressed like the Phantom of the Opera.
*inserts Phantom of the Opera mask*
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*out pops a very confused Japanese cos-player wearing the mask over a cardboard mech suit*
*inserts 3 tablespoons and a pack of pop-rocks*
You get mount rushmore!
*inserts 62 year old french fries from McDonald's*
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you get French fries which are as nutritious as McDonald's regular French fries.
inserts a blond typist.
you get a secretary who thinks her typewriter is pregnant because it missed a period.
inserts a lava lamp.
you get something that looks very amusing for about five minutes.
inserts an mp3 player.
you get obsolete.
inserts a laxative...
you get a "SHITLOAD" of butt plugs.
inserts a roller skate key...
you get to skate back in time.
inserts forensic science...
you get a bag of body parts.
insert a shoe horn.
you get karate lady's first line of defense.
inserts a score...