I have been touted as a cure for some blight
By my name; you'd think I was a way to make a messy oven and ruin Sprite®

But that last line is a bit misleading. Your Riddlemaster wouldn't do that.
Some say I'm a cure for cancer; but keep that under your tin foil hat

Useful to the Calvins am I
Chemists know I go both ways-YUP. I'm bi

I removed the U from Oppenheimer's underwear
and am a protester's remedy for chemical warfare

On that American holiday; see me make little black snakes flow
I admit it. I help Moffett fill your nose with blow