tell me stupid stuff.
a cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
quotes,fact, ideas, and other vaguely interesting stuff nobody cares about
tell me stupid stuff.
a cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
All the founding fathers hated the idea of political parties.
My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.
The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.
I got worms.
Ahmet Zappa's middle name is Rodan.
My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.
The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.
"Dammit, K-9, stop humping the toaster!" -Sarah Janew Smith
Hamwinkies hide escape pods.
My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.
The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.
we dig tunnel under rug at school in case of zombie invasion.
My cats breath smells like catfood
my nose is itchy
if you take half an onion to a heated grill it will clean off all the burnt on food
Last edited by Nerak; 05-28-2008 at 03:50 PM. Reason: cause i can't type
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.
But what does it smell like?Originally Posted by Nerak
A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.
There's logic in nonsense.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
I would assume burnt onion.
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
here's something for you razz darling. i hope you enjoy it. i found it especially for you.
CLICK HERE IMMEDIATELY!
I think I may have overcrowed my fish tank.
Oh, and my snails were mating for like 2 hours tonight.
Regular masturbation helps to maintain healthy sperm with high motility and shape.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
how can you tell that they were mating? or do i even want to know?
he said stuff nobody cares about, dear one.
What is motility?
The male hops right on the back of the females shell, climbs forward, and... I think you get the rest. It's all very scientific, of course.
Wikipedia:
Motility is a biological term which refers to the ability to move spontaneously and independently. It can apply to either single-celled or multicellular organisms.
how can you tell that they were mating? or do i even want to know?
he said stuff nobody cares about, dear one.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
You've only one eye from wanking so much? Is that what your emoticon means?
My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.
The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.
its the one-eyed crotch pirate
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
[Washes brain out]
My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.
The horizon is right and motionless like the EKG of a dying woman.
Blah, blargh, and woof = expressions from Woofer's college days.here's something for you razz darling. i hope you enjoy it. i found it especially for you.
"And the prof kept droning on and on and blah blah blah woof woof woof. Blargh! I was dying in there!"
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
if you put enough monkeys in a room, they'll produce shakespeare
"a "blank" by any other name...carnation?"
"And just like that me and Jenny were just like peas and carrots again"
Forrest Gump
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
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