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    Default Ask the Magical Question: wtf?!

    Sometimes you just have to ask the question.
    this is the place to ask it.

    I'd like to begin with a few thoughts on the Platyus. It's a fucking freakshow. It's like Hilary Clinton with her makeup off. Is it a bird or a mammal? Is it aquatic? it's a fucking beaver that ate a duck ass first.
    seriously, wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by razz View Post
    Sometimes you just have to ask the question.
    this is the place to ask it.

    I'd like to begin with a few thoughts on the Platyus. It's a fucking freakshow. It's like Hilary Clinton with her makeup off. Is it a bird or a mammal? Is it aquatic? it's a fucking beaver that ate a duck ass first.
    seriously, wtf?!
    Hilary wears makeup?



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    So this thread is a place to ask wtf is up with _____?

    In that case wtf is up with this thread?

    Also, wtf is up with King Bhumibol? He needs to stop his people from spamming the site.
    A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.

    There's logic in nonsense.

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    wtf is up with the starbucks drivethru giving my husband coffee instead of my hot chocolate. is it because it's him and not me? are they not afraid of me via him? well they fucking should be. cause just because i'm not allowed to drive right now doesn't mean that i can't dial a fucking phone.

    wtf is up with starbucks anyway? are they all fucking stupid? how fucking hard can it be? here let me be very clear.
    PEPPERMINT HOT CHOCOLATE, SKIM MILK, NO WHIPPED CREAM, NO FOAM.
    it's probably the easiest fucking drink you'll make all fucking day you fucking git.

    wtf?

    and by the way. this is so cool. no d&b, no comments on what you say. just come in here. lay down your wtf and walk. nice.

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    seriously, how can you look at a platypus, how can you NOT have the words "what the fuck?!" cross your mind?

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    Everytime I read/hear about the Platypus, I think about Kevin Smith's quote : "Even God has a sense of humor, just look at the Platypus"

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    i love that in the dogma credits. and then he apologizes to the worthy platypus. okay, time to pull out dogma again. thanks feev.

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    Wtf is Jennifer López doing in the swearing-in ceremony of PR's governor?

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    Wtf?
    I guess they can do whatever they want, but sometimes "drats" doesn't properly convey my feelings of frustration, anger, or pain.

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    I'll take a profane "fuck you" any day over a "Darn you mister"

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    Wtf is up with the song "Very special Christmas"? If you have to sing 500 times that it's "a very special christmas for me", then it makes it very unspecial for the rest of the world and yes I know unspecial is not a word.

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    unspecial SHOULD be a word

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    I mean wtf? Christmas music 4 months a year????
    Oh and the platypus Razz, always reminds me of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. They said it was proof that there was a God

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    Quote Originally Posted by idk, my bff jill? View Post
    Wtf is Jennifer López doing in the swearing-in ceremony of PR's governor?
    That's a VERY good question!

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    Unspecial should be a word, I mean com'on, they use the word undead, right? Unspecial is my new word

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    WTF is up with Keanu Reeves? Srsly.
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    Wtf is up with Brad Pitt? Srsly x 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofer View Post
    WTF is up with Keanu Reeves? Srsly.
    I think he's the only one in America who doesn't wonder this. Although maybe he does... that would be awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofer View Post
    WTF is up with Keanu Reeves? Srsly.
    Whoa. San Demas High School.

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    Wtf is up with the stupid guys who live in this apartment complex? One of them has been in and out the motherf***ing door in and out and in and out like the accordian off of the who song for the last 2 hours and everytime he exits he slams the door which shakes the whole apartment. Can't he feel it? It's a miracle my x-mas tree hasn't tipped over! Good thing I don't have any valuables hanging up on the walls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofer View Post
    WTF is up with Keanu Reeves? Srsly.
    /slow clap
    I love you.

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    WTF is up with people who cannot figure out a 4-way stop? Seriously, people, it's not rocket science!

    I blame a serious lack of driver's ed in this state. *grumble*



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    well more people would take drivers ed if it weren't $300 for each fucking session
    *not exaggerating. much. (only by about 20 bucks)*

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    I have always wondered WTF is up with the Band Aid song- Do They Know It's Christmas Time. I mean seriously:

    Feed the world
    Let them know it's Christmas time


    What? They gotta' wait till christmas to eat? Shall we not feed them on the other days? I mean it's great they want to feed them and all but if I find a fuckin' bowl of rice under the tree I'm gonna' be PISSED.
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    here's my wtf:
    i still can't find my copy of Needful things

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