coz i am shocked. shocked i tell you. :nope: :lol:
and now snuggle up children, it's story time. this is an early morning aim exchange with a friend:
friend: well it's not like u have to worry about swine flu cuz ur jewish.
me: uh huh.
me: wait. what???????
(yes i'll admit it. i was not paying attention because she was just rambling on and i was tired - i know, i'm a bad friend)
friend: well u don't eat bacon or pork right. cause ur jewish.
me: WAIT. WHAT???????
friend: ur jewish so u don't eat pig so u don't have to worry about the swine flu.
me: no i don't eat pork but that is completely beside the point.
me: you do realize that you don't get swine flu that way don't you.
me: here, let me google that for you.
me:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=transmission+vectors+for+swine+flu
"here let me google that for you" is one of my favorite things to say in an im conversation when someone says something completely stupid or when someone asks me to look something up for them. :evil turtle is evil: :lol:
but i mean really? eating pork and getting the swine flu? is she living under a fucking rock or something? oh. my. god. :rolleyes: