Their not my pet.......we're just.......friends
Made a 2 minute egg in 30 seconds
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Their not my pet.......we're just.......friends
Made a 2 minute egg in 30 seconds
I could tell you my secret, but then I would have to kill you
says coupon like KEYYOUPON
And cool whip is cool hhhhhwhip....
Makes trips to the local toy stores to press ALL THE BUTTONS on the noisy toys!
Actually, that would be my CHILDREN, not me!
decorates for Christmas in June!
bears always do. They are to busy afterwards, first eating, then sleeping. But they sure must have a Xmas tree in their den, decorations and all
types "Hello, world!" at the beginning of every MSWord file s/he creates
Hello! Because Hello is the friendliest word that I know!
Named all their children after vegetables.
carrot, celery, and little broccoli... awe
is eating a donut right now and has powdered sugar all over their face
Nuh uh! *Nom nom nom* That's um... yeah, that's powdered sugar. Can't lie. I also ate three candy bars and a bag of chips. I want to see how fast I can pack on 80 pounds!
Is delirious.
we all float down here :innocent:
likes cold showers
And hot men!
Has memorized all of the Key of Awesome's songs!
You seem to float onto the floor
Democratic Convention 2004
I never wanted anybody more
Than I want you
So I put down my Kerry sign
Knew I had to make you mine
So black and sexy, you’re so fine
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on Obama...
TPBM went postal.