Chrysanthemum, the
symbol of Japan... Well, that
and tentacle rape.
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Chrysanthemum, the
symbol of Japan... Well, that
and tentacle rape.
alphabet
Nothing is better
On a cold, crisp, snowy day
Alphabet soup, mmm
voracious
Constant hunger means
Somebody is voracious.
More food waiter please!
Rampant
water pools deeply
rampant, endless raindrops fall
I'll stay inside, thanks
hi ladysai, we need a new word please
Ok, since the ast haiku poster didn't leave a new word and it's been a couple of days, I'm just assigning one...
Chronic
Need hate be chronic?
But hate is part of freedom.
Then are all born free?
FRAYED
I've had a new rug.
I've had a bright shining hope.
Now both are frayed.
Ancestry
My ancestors fled
Running to a "better" place
Yet I wanna leave...
Monkeys
Oh monkeys, monkeys
Hairy little men in trees
Eating bananas.
Flames
Fan the flames thou fool
Your liver cries for rest, help
Drink another shot
LOCKER
Door ajar, waiting
I put my things inside it
The Locker now mine.
Symbols
Symbols or cymbals?
Which of the above involves
Rush drummer Neil Peart?
madame
Madame of the house
A known house of ill repute
Called "The Rising Sun"
Cob
Small yellow kernels
Hard to digest vegetable
It's corn on the cob.
Mummy
"Are you my mummy?"
The scariest line ever?
One hundred per cent!
Drunkenly
Drunkenly I dial
Another blotto phone call
Hello old friend
snorkel
My snorkel was great,
But one day it decided
not to work... uh-oh.
pajama
don't hate on my haiku skills!
Pajama bottoms
go well with a topless body
i hate wearing socks
Insolent
Insolent bloodclot
Stop making my veins feel weird
it tickles, then hurts
bovicide
Dear butcher of Leeds
Your bovicide is well known
Consider the pig
clone
One hundred percent
a parody of myself
my little clone me
booty
whether it be ass
or a pirate's pride and joy
booty makes me smile
ketchup (or catsup, if you will)
Sweet, tangy goodness
Atop my salty french fries
Ketchup, you're the shit
stinky
Sad duality
Hate stinky cigarette smoke
Still smoking daily :cool:
Elephant