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*out pops steven r. shapiro of the aclu with an injunction against liz for the use of the derogatory term "oompa loompa". also with a civil suit for damages claiming libel, defamation of character, hate speech, wearing the color black on a tuesday, increasing the notice of llamas in such a way as to demean his client (the aforemention persons who used to be known as oompa loompas and will henceforth be known as "smallish persons who all look alike and work in willy wonka's chocolate factory") and knowingly, willfully, deliberately, and with malice aforethought eating chocolate made by the smallish persons who all look alike and work in willy wonka's chocolate factory with greivous disregard to the working conditions thereof.*
*i insert liz's bail money*
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Out comes a rather fetching fedora hat.
I insert an out of date credit card.
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*out comes ste letto's entire credit history with everything needed to steal one identity*
*i insert one squirrel, one little girl, and one lollipop*
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out comes a fuckugly female rodent with a liking for sweets.
i insert this napkin
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*out comes the shroud of turin*
*i insert two wooden nickels, one daisy, three french hens, and a partride in a pear tree*
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out comes my bus driver
I insert all the humor on the interwebs
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Out pops one lameass premature punchline
I'll put in a poodle, a soda straw, and britney spears
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out comes a bald but still fluffy anteater
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...g?t=1240107211
i insert these broken headphones
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I get a copy of Brokeback mountain :wtf:
Alright, I'm putting in a professional wrestler
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Out pops a stereotype...but just a second off time and a little off to the right.
I insert Billy Mays
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and out pops what is left of my sanity :wtf:
i insert two strawberry frosted pop-tarts, one paper napkin, and one roll of charmin (for ka-mai :) )
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out comes a well-mannered shit-filled toaster strudel
I insert a dancing Marshmallow on a spoon
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out comes the giant stay-puft marshmallow man to stomp us all to death
i insert one pig, two bales of hay, one pear tree, two sheep, and three boxes of crayola crayons.
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out pops a twelve days of Christmas album, sung to the tune of Old MacDonald, and Choreographed by a six-year-old
I insert the nightmares i have afterward :scared:
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out pops cthulhu, a squirrel and a pinecone :wtf:
i insert baker's chocolate, vanilla, and one dozen breath mints
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out pops thin mint cookies made from "Real Girl Scouts"
puts in a computer that crashes every five minutes.
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Out pops another layer of bureaucracy.
Inputs a left shoe and a stained blue dress.
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Out pops Monica Lewinsky
Inputs a small piece of fluff from my left pocket.
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out pops the mate of every sock that has ever gone missing - anywhere!
i insert a stryrofoam package from 1970s mcdonald's and one limp piece of lettuce
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Out comes an ornate wooden box, which cannot be opened, with the word nostalgia written on it.
I insert ten hamsters.
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And get a cd of the hamster dance!
*inserts Wolverine's claws*
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and i get hugh jackman :wub:
i insert one mcrib without sauce, one large order of fries and a shamrock shake
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and out pops a full set of capitol letters!
*inserts the formula for the McRib sauce.*
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You get a bucket of vomit. Ew....
*inserts Beowulf*
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You get a dozen angry Geats.
*Inserts a can of whip ass.*